RANDOM - Activision Reveals Call of Duty: Truth and Reconciliation

Set phasers to overdue apology.

By Randy Pitchfork
27/07/21

According to multiple anonymous sources that are absolutely legitimate, thatHITBOX can exclusively reveal Activision’s plan to release Call of Duty: Truth and Reconciliation later this year. This free to play educational tool will feature social etiquette challenges, a whole suite of collectible non apologies, and mandatory “how not to be a douche bag at work” cut scenes. Please be excited.

Remember: just because it hasn’t happened yet, that doesn’t mean it’s not true.

This follows a week of damning reports of workplace harassment and generally terrible behaviour from people within the company, and over 800 employee signatures added to an open letter condemning Activision’s tepid response to the upcoming lawsuit. Here’s hoping this leads to some actual change, because it’s clear that this sort of reprehensive behaviour needs to be eliminated.